We finally figured out a way to slow this kid down...

Get him a chihuahua!

This is Oke. He belongs to Matt's cousin, Molly, but Collin would have been thrilled to take him home. Collin would sit for long stretches of time with Oke in his lap. Fortunately, Oke is not your average yippy, annoying Chihuahua. He was very tolerant of his three year old fan.